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bum Juice

Rumors or gossip that are evidently false or fake
Man, that's straight up bum Juice, dawg.
by bumJuiceh8r November 5, 2017
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Bum

A very stinky part of your body which poops
My bum is very big
by mackapaca July 26, 2022
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bum geez

A bum geez is a very lonely person who is also smart but always angry
He is nice but also a bum geez
by L34nn3 September 18, 2019
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”
by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018
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BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.
Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.
by Ring pirate November 27, 2017
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