Mexican Chimney Sweep

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.

Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep

by OkayestBassist616 February 1, 2017

Mexican pepper grinder

The Mexican pepper grinder is when a girl gives you a handjob but does it like she is twisting a pepper maker. Then “salsa” comes out and you both enjoy some chips and salsa.

Doctor,”why are you in the ER?”

Me,” last night me and my girlfriend did the Mexican pepper grinder”

by Meatbeater420 January 21, 2021

mexican slot machine

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.

Tijauna has the best Mexican Slot Machines.

by t3hdillo September 18, 2014

Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

mexican sack lunch

The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.

Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?

by Cory Komasa January 23, 2007

Mexican turd face

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006