Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.

Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.

by Cletus_Longshanks March 7, 2010

Jungle juice

Simply a juice fruit from natural resources ie oranges apples bananas and so on

Ooo yeah I could do with a nice fresh jungle juice right about now

by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019

Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018

smirnut juice

peanut juice spiked with smirnoff ice

maluu lieks smirnut juice and getting kicked in the goolies.

by unidenitfied February 6, 2006

Cat juice

Cat semen.

I would love a nice, refreshing glass of cat juice!!!

by Cockmonk 46 May 25, 2018

Booble Juice

The juicy milk that is secreted from the boob.

Dude! She has massive banjangas! Her baby must drink some serious amounts of Booble Juice!

by Ballsax January 12, 2010

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 18, 2013