Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes May 7, 2012

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.

In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.

by kelly1601 July 28, 2011

ice cream final

Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.

Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time

by jennayyyyyyyyy June 16, 2011

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023