Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.
by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020
Get the dick slack mug.An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009
Get the Eat a Dick mug.Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.
OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.
by gaypalmsprings March 1, 2011
Get the dick pulse mug.by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006
Get the dick elbow mug.When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
by 352 Boys April 23, 2011
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Get the Twinkle Dick mug.A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
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