get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

String ass crack

Boys black booty hole

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.

by Booty taker May 23, 2023

Voice Crack Boi

Ian

Girl: whos that??
Boy: oh thats just voice crack boi ian

by M0mmySen May 11, 2022

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

To Crack

1.) to smash
2.) to fuck someone

I would totally crack her if she wasn’t 10 years older than me.

I lowkey want to crack him.

by The Creachur September 1, 2025

chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022