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Michael John

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
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Michael

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Big michael

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Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!
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Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live
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Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.
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Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit
Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash
by Guinness June 17, 2021
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