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11th of December

The official-unofficial thank you short friend day. Thank your short friend for breathing in all the bad air from the ground.
"Thank you" - tall person
"Why are you thanking me?" -short person
"It's the 11th of December, official-unofficial thank your short friend day" -tall person
by Wowuu<3 December 1, 2023
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December 1

Torture your shortest friend
December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.
by hugejass December 1, 2023
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December 17th

Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D
“hey! its december 17th soon! you know what that means!”

“its finally Goop Day!”
by Proxion (AKA CRAB LOVER) December 1, 2023
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27th December

Hey Rory hold down Specko I'm going to spread my balls over his face as it would be rude not to considering the 27th December is international Arabian goggles day
by Specko love balls December 1, 2023
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December 2nd

Hey what's December 2nd
National Makeout with your girlfriend day
by Hdhdnbdhx December 1, 2023
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December 16th

This is the day when the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy was born. No doubt I fell deeply in love!
- Hey, do you know who is that coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy over there?
- Yeah, I know. He was born on the December 16th, ofc he is the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy.
- Girl, no doubt you are head over heels.
by not very nonchalant 💋 December 1, 2023
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destroy your eyes december

Destroy your eyes december is where you turn all of your social media's theme light mode for all of december
Hey are you participating in destroy your eyes december?
No, I want to keep my vision
by WyattM8 December 1, 2023
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