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Stinky-wobbly

a period of intoxication where:

a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.

b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.

c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.

d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
- My friend and I went to the bar last night, he got sh*t faced and silly, I got stinky-wobbly, we both drank a lot!
by AffinityX July 30, 2008
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Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!
"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"
by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024
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blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
by Kill_Billdogg March 22, 2005
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Wobble knoble

The Act of sucking a toe while someone has their thumb in your anus
by PwnurMom May 17, 2016
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wobbly stink

varriation of the shocker, where the pinky is wobbled vigorously in the butthole
slipped my girl a "wobbly stink" yesterday... she loved it...(they always do)
by j-riggs January 24, 2011
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The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.
by LittleRune April 10, 2020
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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