weenie

Noun.

An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.

TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.

football guy #1: YOU DOOD LOOK AT THAT WEENIE
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!

weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!

by yo yo yo mamma June 21, 2006

boll weevil

A good song by The Presidents Of The United States Of America!

Boll Weevil is a good song!

by Svexson September 15, 2003

teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011

cunt weevil

Another term for crabs.

That nasty skank has cunt weevils.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

fish weenis

The penis of a fish

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"

by A fish protector March 14, 2011

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019