vegetarian

An ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.

- That guy is such a vegetarian

by Assault Potato February 9, 2017

home vegetarian

One whom lives on a vegetarian diet at home, but who will devour meat when eating out. Usually to save money, or to avoid meat spoiling, and going in the rubbish.

I've never seen James cook meat at home, but he always loads up on burgers at Mackers. He must be a home vegetarian.

by EdgyCactus September 24, 2017

vegetarian

Contrary to the definition written below, a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat for moral reasons or the fact that they do not like meat. Actually, some/most of these people attack you if you eat meat.

Vegetarian:Dude why do people eat meat they have rights too?!?

by Joelfan515 December 11, 2007

vegetarianism

Is an alternative way of life for dipshits who are to dumb to eat

Mary is a vegatarian. In other words a she suffers from vegetarianism.

by Craig Robertas March 7, 2008

vegetarian

The person in the village who could not:

1. Hunt

2. Fish

3. Trap

(only allowing them to eat vegatables)

John sucks at hunting so he will probably become a vegetarian.

by green4 February 4, 2010

vegitard

1.someone who thinks that vegetarians dont eat products that come from animals, like milk and eggs and all that shit. Thats vegans stupid!

2. all the whitetrash retards who posted a definition for vegitarian.

"stop fucking your cousin and come here ya vegitard."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

practical vegetarian

Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010