sneak-a-toke

1. Any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. Any device used as such. 3. The act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. Any person well known for such smoking devices.

Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.

Old Man- "WHERE'S MY SNEAK-A-TOKE?!"

by Ol_man_Kenny October 27, 2011

Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 3, 2019

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 9, 2024

toke hole

The whole on the side of a marijuana pipe, also known as the choke hole

Hold the toke holedown rookie

by Gtroit May 28, 2017

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)

“tokes for strokes?”

by sebby pro March 26, 2022