Similar to "whiskey dick", whiskey nips refers to a woman's inability to reach climax via breast stimulation due to severe inebriation.
Tom: "...what's taking so long?"
Luke: "Sorry, I drank too much loko tonight"
Tom: "Dammit Luke, you've got whiskey nips again!"
Cale: "No homo."
Luke: "Sorry, I drank too much loko tonight"
Tom: "Dammit Luke, you've got whiskey nips again!"
Cale: "No homo."
by BasementMonster June 19, 2011
That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...
Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
by The Only Matty D June 24, 2016
by WhimsyLover December 12, 2015
When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
by jacob ladders August 22, 2009
Well whiskey is an alcoholic beverage that is most commonly processed in Well Pennsylvania. In order to be considered true “Well Whiskey” the beverage must be brewed from Well Wheat.
Well Wheat is a unique wheat that is both robust, and versatile. The high yield, associated with the agricultural process, makes Well Whiskey a very economical beverage. Also, the versatility of this plant allows for multiple flavors to be derived from the same wheat. Hence, most bars carry Well Whiskey, Well Rum, Well Gin, and a variety of other well products. They are all derived from the same type of wheat.
The Well Wheat was first introduced to the America’s by a British archeologist named Alexander Well. Recently, historic revisionists have discovered that Alexander Wells last name is derived from the Latin; Welluk Exuberus. This means monetary exuberance, or exuberant spending.
So, it’s ironic that Well Whiskey, which is so cheap, can be linked to the Latin term for monetary exuberance.
Well Wheat is a unique wheat that is both robust, and versatile. The high yield, associated with the agricultural process, makes Well Whiskey a very economical beverage. Also, the versatility of this plant allows for multiple flavors to be derived from the same wheat. Hence, most bars carry Well Whiskey, Well Rum, Well Gin, and a variety of other well products. They are all derived from the same type of wheat.
The Well Wheat was first introduced to the America’s by a British archeologist named Alexander Well. Recently, historic revisionists have discovered that Alexander Wells last name is derived from the Latin; Welluk Exuberus. This means monetary exuberance, or exuberant spending.
So, it’s ironic that Well Whiskey, which is so cheap, can be linked to the Latin term for monetary exuberance.
Spoofs Well Whiskey
by The Bar Fly November 19, 2008
A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 08, 2011
After a long night of drinking, she had whiskey ditch. (ex I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry)
by Greggski December 05, 2008