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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds
You have 5 Josie seconds to win
by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021
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Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!
by MrSoggy July 20, 2010
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sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her
James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.
by ulsterphil August 17, 2015
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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
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March second

Girls have to ask your crush for there hoodie
by Koolaidking kong February 28, 2020
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