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Spreadsheet Monkey

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.
I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead
by Chigger23 August 11, 2008
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monkey business

Word for some kind of shady activity.
"Those dogs have some serious monkey business going on." -Dude witnessing a nearby drug deal.
by osmo2 January 18, 2004
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Steel Monkey

US Slang for workers who build steel framed skyscraper buildings. This work was often undertaken by Native Americans of the Mohawk or Iroqui tribes. Mythology has it that they have no natural fear of height, although being prepared to undertake dangerous work at low pay may well be the major factor. The 'Steel Monkey' was immortalised in a song by the British Folk Rock band 'Jethro Tull' on the Album 'Crest of a Knave'
"As the moon slips up, and the sun sets down,
Im a highrise jockey, and Im heaven-bound.
Do the workboot shuffle, loose brains from brawn.
Im a monkey puzzle and the lid is on.

Can you guess my name? Can you guess my trade?
Im going to catch you anyway.
You might be right. Ill give you guesses three.
Feel me climbing up your knee.

Guess what I am. I'm a steel monkey"

Extract from 'Steel Monkey' by Jethro Tull, Lyrics by Ian Anderson
by Renno December 21, 2007
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Monkey

That guy looks like a XaK.

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by Kevin October 28, 2003
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Monkey Es

This is used when something cool is happening or if you witnessed something cool happening. It could also be used if someone is getting roasted and its a crazy burn
My friend got caught by his parents, that is so Monkey Es. It was so Monkey Es when you jumped off that cliff!
by The High Master November 18, 2018
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bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.
Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?
by superpooper69 March 5, 2009
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leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.
Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"
by leafmonkea March 22, 2019
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