German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 01, 2022

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

by The one and only Biggs October 18, 2015

Whistle Grinder

Another term for a die grinder used by Bob Nav

You have a whistle grinder, that ain’t no whistle grinder

by Joe9883 January 21, 2025

Buffalo Side Grinder

Anything sexual that has to do with barbecue sauce

I got the barbecue sauce wanna go buffalo side grinder.

by OneHappyBoi45 October 09, 2019