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Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.
by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022
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crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.
omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.
by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."
by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018
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crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates
by nocake June 15, 2017
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Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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