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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds
You have 5 Josie seconds to win
by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021
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Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!
by MrSoggy July 20, 2010
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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.
by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007
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Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie
Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed
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second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.
She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.
by NickM808 January 28, 2021
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