How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by ZjierbBDG June 25, 2021

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 03, 2021

too many moving parts

Used to say that an idea or project won't work because it's too complex

I'll never be able to do this project, there's too many moving parts !!

by Colombine April 20, 2017

it’s national make mani a edit

ok january 2nd you have to make @therealdiorli/ mani a edit

dior: you should make me a edit

lulu : if i fell like it or have the motivation

dior ; it’s national make mani a edit day

by unknownuser33047 January 02, 2022

How many people use discord

More than one person used discord trust me I met more people other than me on discord (Am not dumb this is a joke lol

Me: hello is anyone on this server but for me?
Person: Yes me
Another person: more than 100 people are in this server -_-
Me: how many people use discord?

by Simpingperson June 29, 2022

Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls

Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples

by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021

Not All But Too Many

A term for when you're talking in general about a group of people to make sure you don't come off as a bigot

Not all but too many white people are racist and culturally insensitive

by EmJayee November 08, 2018