Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

dolphin jockey

A name islanders use to refer to those who are not from the island.

Oh you don't put the beef on the pineapple, you dolphin jockey! Go back to the mainland!

by Ambirory June 4, 2019

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

suck jockey

A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.

She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.

by Remersism January 13, 2018