Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat
The name jeff hat
These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
The name jeff hat
These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
by alv3l May 19, 2018
Get the name jeffmug. A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
by ShellyC September 10, 2016
Get the Jeff The Plumbermug. When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013
Get the Pulling a jeffmug. This word is essentially the exact same as fantastic. However, it is the word "fantastic" that is more "Jeff" oriented, any one named Jeff, Geoffrey, or Jeffrey is fine. If you spend a day with someone named Jeff or Jeffrey, and you had a good time, you had a "Jeff-tastic."
by Jeffoh1990 July 30, 2009
Get the Jeff-tasticmug. A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.
by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020
Get the Jeff Epsteinmug. When your last name is Neff and someone decides that means your first name is Jeff. Usually happens when someone is reading your name off of a list.
by Random Jeff guy December 29, 2020
Get the Jeff Neffmug. Tyler Jeffs is a hill billy that will occasionally kick some ass. A Tyler Jeffs will usually work on a farm, sell insurance, and kick a little as in a back alley...but only if necessary. He is also skinny, but strong from baling hay.
You see the dude that jumped out of the dark alley? Tyler Jeffs bit off his pinky finger, then sold him some insurance! Dudes a badass!
by Mingo33 June 11, 2018
Get the tyler jeffsmug.