The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming
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Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
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Tangele/Tangelitis – a chaotic mass of confusion wrapped in a storm of instability. A schizophrenic sociopath with personalities stacked upon personalities, each one crazier than the last. She’s the embodiment of tangled deception, a walking nightmare you never want to cross paths with. The moment you hear her name—if it even exists—run. She thrives on manipulation, toxicity, and leaving destruction in her wake. The worst mistake you could ever make is letting her into your life.
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I changed the hinges on my bedroom door whilst having no carpentry skills… a tangled abseiler is on the cards for handy work.
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could be used as an adjective, describing one persons incapabilitiy of sticking to his own, once set values.
when someone keeps going back and forth within his actions, not knowing what he really wants.
primarily put in front of a male name and cynical used by women.
could be used as an adjective, describing one persons incapabilitiy of sticking to his own, once set values.
when someone keeps going back and forth within his actions, not knowing what he really wants.
primarily put in front of a male name and cynical used by women.
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hey, what's up tingel tangel joe? not much, heh.
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i am so done with your tingel tangel, mike.
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go and play with yourself, tingel tangel dave.
hey, what's up tingel tangel joe? not much, heh.
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i am so done with your tingel tangel, mike.
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go and play with yourself, tingel tangel dave.
by la halla December 9, 2008
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