The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
Get the Cock Swipemug. When you credit card someone with your hand then make them sniff your hand. Similar to a dirty Sanchez but minus the poo.
by Dirty_KK June 8, 2025
Get the Swipe & sniffmug. “Greeting everyone I shall now swipe all of your sacks”-the sack swiper
“Hey stop your Sack Swiping”-Dora
“Darn”-the sack swiper
“Hey stop your Sack Swiping”-Dora
“Darn”-the sack swiper
by 1zucc for 1vbucc October 9, 2018
Get the Sack Swipingmug. Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.
"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013
Get the swipe in the clubmug. To commit credit card fraud, to pass a machine-readable card, such as a credit card, debit card, etc, through a machine that electronically interprets the information encoded, usually in a magnetic strip, on the card.
Teejayx6: Bitch tf I look like?? I don’t fucken swipe
Us: knowing damn well that nigga swiping
- Teejayx is an exponent of "scam rap," he has made a name for himself rapping about scams, identity theft and credit card fraud
Us: knowing damn well that nigga swiping
- Teejayx is an exponent of "scam rap," he has made a name for himself rapping about scams, identity theft and credit card fraud
by Mt773 October 13, 2023
Get the Swipingmug. Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..
Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...
by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011
Get the Roadie Swipemug. 1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"
by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008
Get the Swipe the Popermug.