hot swallow

When you eat a too-hot bite of food, and it's so hot you can feel it in your back.

"That soup gave me the hot swallow. I can feel it in my back."

by tvsock March 4, 2009

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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

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SWALLOWER FOLLOWER

(Noun) Fans, subscribers, and followers of those who swallow (oral). i.e. supporters and sponsors know to promote the throat goat.

-Rob'bery aka Phil LaQuey 2025

I just found this hot ass chick on You Tube and she has an OF... I already signed up you know I'm a Swallower Follower.

by Rob'bery March 30, 2025

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reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024

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