superman

a character in DC comics who people think is cool, but in all reality it a total fag.

superman is the gayest thing since gay came to Gay Town

by atarah September 23, 2005

Superman's Pal

A term that describes yourself as the victim of a "friend" who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite sex like absolute garbage.

This comes from any number of Superman comics of the 60's, where The Man of Steel was a complete dick - teaching his friends "lessons", usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating Lois Lane like a bug under glass for the express purpose of emotional torture.

Jimmy: Did you see what Clark did to me? He had a fake lottery ticket printed up & I thought I had won five million dollars! But it was just another of his sick jokes! I really could've used that money, too, with my mom dying and all...

Perry: Superman's Pal. (chuckle)

by wesley2006 January 23, 2008

superman

You start off doing the girl from behind. Then right as she's about to get off you jerk her head around 180 degrees so her spinal cord rips and she's paralized like Christopher Reeves (aka Superman).

I supermaned that girl in the wheelchair.

by Christopher Reeves Jr December 29, 2007

Superman dat 'ho

Superman-ing a 'ho occurs when in the company of a prostitute. The man leaves his feet, flying towards the prostitute and punching her in the face with both fists, whilst in the air. Afterwards, the man will scream, "Superman dat 'ho!"

Jeezy: What happened to that bitch?

Man: Didn't you hear? Cappin' Crunch superman dat 'ho. Now she dead.

by Cappin' Crunch October 14, 2007

superman

when you and your buddys are hittin a jay and that shit is burning your fingertips...put that shit up to you lips and inhale that bitch and swallow it. you've just supermaned the blunt.

"Yo Justin just burned his tongue trying to superman that blunt roach!"

"the jay is almost out, what should i do with it?" "SUPERMAN DAT HOE"

by supermandathoe October 13, 2007

superman

When a girl finds the man of her dreams..her superman.

I love him hes like my superman!!

by saundra December 19, 2006

superman

a guy who pretnds to be a superman but is really a paedofile

cum here i am superman i will save you

by Muzi May 3, 2005