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ten seconds

To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"
by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020
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one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020
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second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.
She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.
by NickM808 January 28, 2021
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Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie
Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed
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