A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.
Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.
School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.
Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.
which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.
and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.
School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.
Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.
which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.
and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
by Kanye Breast June 15, 2017
A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,
It's a money farm,
...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,
It's a money farm,
...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
by Osassamon October 10, 2007
When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.
by The fire elf September 15, 2005
A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 08, 2013