Samuel-Jacksionary

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.

Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god

by infamouskilljoy March 11, 2009

Pulling A Samuel

When one claims to have one more match of Fortnite and continues playing for 30 minutes.

Sam: okay one more match
Guy : ok
*Guy comes keeps asking to play but Samuel keep playing*
Guy: this nigga is Pulling A Samuel

by Pulling_a_samuel_meme_neega April 12, 2018

samuel jackson

1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."

2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.

1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.

by GAWG35 February 25, 2010

Samuel Larsen

He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.

#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"

#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"

Samuel Larsen.

by TheGleeProjectObsessed August 2, 2011

SAMUEL

A fucking idiot.

Fuck Samuel.

by rosting popular people December 5, 2019

Samuel Nyce

Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.

Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.

by I like to fuck squirrels October 7, 2021

Samuel Gallagher

The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.

Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.

by This is baby bird November 23, 2016