Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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Big Sailor Baby

Better rapper than most
by Artistdigest November 28, 2021
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Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!
by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022
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Dirty Sailor

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.
David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.
by love to dirty sail January 10, 2010
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Sailor Moon Abridged

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.
Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!
by CutieXOX June 13, 2012
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smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup
We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.
by Good Ebening November 04, 2009
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irish sailor

when a man ejaculates in the nostril of a woman, who then snorts it up and spits it out like a lugi
havin sex and a guy blows in her nose and then spits it out after snorting it into her mouth and then says you got the irish sailor
by little dick46 September 25, 2010
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