Saxing

The act of sending grainy nude pictures via fax machine to a kindred sexual deviant. The poor image quality usually distorts the senders penis size and those who receive need to practice caution.

"Hey Daddy, why is this man choking his wee wee on the paper? Son, if you don' tell your mother I have been saxing with Uncle Terry, I will buy you a Power Wheel."

by Rich Chocolate May 8, 2011

spading

using the penis to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.

After she blew me I spaded her ass... Nothing like spading those dirty ho's

by spademaster July 10, 2009

Saling

1. The browsing before an exchange of goods or services for an amount of money or its equivalent
2. The action of going in search of a good deal.
3. An opportunity for one to barter or negotiate a price for the audience around them
4. To be in search of a sale or discounted prices for items and services
5. To view before buying

I will be garage saling all day. (One could then determine they are out looking for good deals at a garage sale)

I heard there is a big shoe sale on at the mall! Lets go shoe saling.

I've been tv saling for weeks but I think I finally found the right one!(searching for a good deal)

Lets go saling. (The act of going out in search of all forms of items or goods at better costs then would normally)

I've been saling the mall for weeks and I finally think I found the right dress.

If I have to keep shoe saling with my wife and need to keep buying them I'm gonna explode.( in the process of finding shoes at cheap prices)

by Jstizzy June 7, 2013

sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

Just Saying

When saying "Just saying" any where in a sentence, the beginning, end or the middle, it justifies your sentence as redundant, but in your mind you think its concise.

saying Just saying in your sentence is like adding 2 cents in a million dollar conversation.

by Randissimo May 28, 2012

i'm not saying, i'm just saying

Insulting someone, while still being polite.

Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly

by Aimy M. April 13, 2014

saving silverman

When a man gets engaged causeing a tradic betrayal to his penis there for forcing his balls to pack up and leave.

Also known as (one pussy syndrome, lost left disease, boycotting balls sickness, and missing mangina disease)

Kumar had is saving silverman dinner with his broad on Monday night at the local Cluck U.

by Joey Bag of doughnuts June 30, 2007