purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple Jizz Monkey

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009

purple nurple

An alcoholic beverage featured in supernatural. A Purple Nurple is a type of alcoholic cocktail drink that is made by putting coconut rum, triple sec, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, and ice in a cocktail shaker. The ingredients are then shaken up and strained into a glass for serving.

Dean: I don’t know, man. I think they’re called Purple Nurples.

by DeanWincestGirl May 17, 2011

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

by boonskis September 7, 2013

purpleing

act of mateing, makeing out, or cuddleing in a open public place, like a frisbee field for example.

the only people on the team that arn't purpleing are Brett and Francis because eveyone fears them!!!

We don't practice, we purple!
- WASTE OF LIFE

by KWAP June 19, 2006

Purple Apple

a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back

i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA

by bebebe November 16, 2003

Purple Haze

a very strong sativa strain of marijuana that affects mind more than body

by Anonymous October 3, 2003