primark

the ultimate chav shop
so fucking cheap
sweatshop made
good if u wanna be a chav

chav 1 : iinit shud we go shop bruv?
chav 2: yea innit were?
chav 1: primark were else?
chav 2 : i no rite...
chav 3: i love primark!!!

by primarkhater October 20, 2011

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009

Primary Dealers

pri-mah-ree deel-errs
noun, rape.

1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.

As of December 30, 2011, the list of Primary dealers includes the following:

Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

prianka

crazy, sexy, cool, beautiful

Prianka is one crazy, sexy, cool, chick

by Hearts August 4, 2004

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

primal

In an animal-like manner showing lack of significant cognitive skills. Often times resorting to impulse instead of reason in extreme emotional situations.

Man, when he saw dude reach for his beer, he went all primal like a hibernating bear that got woke up.

by demongolemz February 13, 2012

Primagen

A bigger box headed protogen that costs money to make.

Person 1: Guys look at my new fursona!
Person 2: The head is blocky! It’s a primagen you have to pay 10000k dollars to make one!!!! And you’ll be put on a blacklist
Person 1: Uh.. whatever

by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022