Cake, please

Phrase:
1. To display the simplicity of an act by demanding cake, instead of using the idiom "easy as cake", itself which is a bastardization of "easy as pie"

1. "I'm going to take that ball, run down field, and be like, "cake, please!"

by TKOtheKDR September 1, 2007

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Get the Cake, pleasemug.

Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007

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Get the Nigga Please!mug.

Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.

So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)

by Gunishment September 12, 2011

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Get the Bitch pleasemug.

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010

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