Female Partner

A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.

My female partner is not a girlfriend.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Pic Partner

Someone who is as horny as you, and wants to trade nudes late at night.

Oh that Alex girl is cute, maybe she should be my Pic Partner.
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!

by PartnerOnTheRanch April 5, 2019

partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.

Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."

by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010

Partner

some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make

*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*

Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them

* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

TRESPASS PARTNER

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A L O N E is your TRESPASS PARTNER as always BANK ON IT as there is always only TW0 INVOLVED seems to be BUTT don't bet on that that is just the TRIGGER MAN and you are ANAL ALAN JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN the POINT MAN where they are always pointing their SMELLY FINGERS but no worries there is a LIMIT to outright violation of THE H0LEY ASSH0LE.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022

project partners

2 people who work evenly on the same task or project.

Graig was not project partners with Mike because he didnt do his fair share of work

by MDoN65 December 7, 2017