Pansexual

sexually attracted to pans

being pansexual has a 0% chance of pregnancy because the pan is a non-living thing

by thegloriouswicky July 15, 2020

Pansexual

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils

Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*

by urmumgaelol October 5, 2019

Pansexual

Rapunzel.

And apparently Flynn Ryder too (after realizing his "prefs" and coming out of the pan closet).

Example 1: "Oh mama, I gotta get me one o' these!"

Example 2: "Frying Pans! Who knew?"

(pansexual. had to add this bit cause UD said error "should include the word being defined". gay.)

by SykaDelea9 April 14, 2019

Pansexual

When pans smash each other ( literally) or a pan hits the floor

The pan dropped and I knew from that moment that is was pansexual

by Cool dude 321 July 26, 2021

Pansexual

It's like being bisexual, and also not being a judgemental/racist prick.

"I think i'm pansexual."
"So, you're bisexual."
"Sort of, but I don't care if they're black or white or their religion"
"So, you're bisexual, and also not judgemental or racist?"

by MosebyLover123 January 19, 2016

Pansexual

Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.

Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on.

by Brushyourteethdaily March 24, 2020

pansexual

Someone who is not only sexually attracted to male and female humans, but everything else, including but not limited to nonhuman animals, cars, and the Moon

Person 1: So, tell me about yourself.
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off

by Constant Disappointment May 24, 2020