by Omiri fucker 9/11/01 March 29, 2024
by Omiri fucker 9/11/01 March 28, 2024
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
While munting, you dig up another body. You put the organs of the other body down the original bodies throat, and continue munt on another level.
by Munting monster December 12, 2024
by honest04 April 08, 2024
The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.
by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015