Serial mumbler

( N.) A person who habitually mumbles or speaks so quietly that their words are unintelligible about 75% of the time.

Barista: Can I get your name for the order?
Sam: mumbles
Barista: Sorry, what?
Sam: Oh… I’m a serial mumbler. It’s Sam.

by Tmk2025 September 1, 2025

purple murple

Purple murple refers to a type of red/purple cabbage.

I'd love some purple murple fish taco.

by d. batman January 21, 2026