Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

Mouse Man

A small man who live inside your computer mouse and gets aroused whenever you use the mouse.

I heard intense moaning from my Mouse Man after i got 10 cps.

by shortgiraffe024 August 31, 2020

micky mouse

Hitting someone with your pistol in gears of war.. stunning them and then hitting them again, downing them..

I hate when noobs micky mouse my ass!

by Derek Hasanoglu February 21, 2008

Twerpy Mouse

n. slang 1. A playful term used to describe a small framed female who often does not think before acting, but instead, and most often, acts and reacts on pure impulse without rhyme or reason.

(as she walks directly into a bedroom wall that has been there for years,) "Robin... That wall has been there for years. Why did you just walk into it? You're such a twerpy mouse."

by TwerpyMouseRobin March 10, 2009

kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male

Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!

by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018

mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.

My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..

by colonelmars August 11, 2009