mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.
Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.
by Aug dawg November 25, 2013
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Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.
by ApricotFoxx September 02, 2019
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Meanie Mouse

Meanie Mouse refers to a person who is not only mean, but also looks like a mouse.
How rude, Meanie Mouse!
by chelxi June 01, 2021
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micky mouse

Hitting someone with your pistol in gears of war.. stunning them and then hitting them again, downing them..
I hate when noobs micky mouse my ass!
by Derek Hasanoglu February 21, 2008
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Twerpy Mouse

n. slang 1. A playful term used to describe a small framed female who often does not think before acting, but instead, and most often, acts and reacts on pure impulse without rhyme or reason.
(as she walks directly into a bedroom wall that has been there for years,) "Robin... That wall has been there for years. Why did you just walk into it? You're such a twerpy mouse."
by TwerpyMouseRobin March 11, 2009
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kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male
Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!
by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018
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mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.
My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..
by colonelmars August 11, 2009
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