Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.

I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.

by Hank Steele June 10, 2021

Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.

Moses is a human.

by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021

A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.

" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."

by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024

Moses

Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.

Person: Racism is bad.
Moses: Hahaha, you have a great sense of humor.

by fleurfairee October 28, 2024

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.

Holy Moses the mighty parting of the chest.

by Pz@ November 13, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025