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Alysia Martinez

She is a someone who mainly wants to achieve her dreams. She is shy but also is outgoing, she can be quiet near strangers alone but can be loud when she’s around the right people. She even loves listening to music 24/7.
by Perfectmzj June 13, 2024
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Kidomaru Uzumaki And Anthony Ramos Martinez Is Neji Hyuuga
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Kidomaru Uzumaki And Anthony Ramos Martinez Is Neji Hyuuga
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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