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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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Mommy/Mom

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...
Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.
by Julria November 13, 2016
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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Fire Mommy

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.
by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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