Lake Louise

place. Natural gem containing unfathomable volume of fresh pure water nestled in the Canadian mountains far far away from the grasp of any deranged foreign politicians. A lack of corroding exposed pipes. a dearth of hydroelectric facilities and an abundance of pristine views and critters sets it apart from lakes in parts of the world where money and “progress” rule.

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I see here the president is threatening to exercise his divine right to steal all the water from Lake Louise. Quite the hoser, eh?

Well maybe we could just bottle up some tap water in a few old two by fours of stubbies and send em down, eh?

Lake Louise by gnostic3 January 15, 2026

sweet sweet louise 

a dove- the rarest of rare. this type of dove does not fly - but if she did- this world would not be the same... (positive/negative) No-one truly knows. if approached u better hope u have ear and eye protection. *eyes because the talons on this 'sweet sweet louise dove' (often mistaken for the non- confronting 'sweet louise dove')are beyond unimaginable! the ears for the unearthly sqreeeech she will bestow on her victim who falls to their knees grabbing the brains that are now pouring out of victims ears!

what did you do to sweet sweet louise?

is that sweet sweet louise? ... no way she was always so nice..... what do you mean she IS nice!... runs away terrified as fuk
cross her again fuckers!!!! you will ALWAYS lose !

sweet sweet louise by phlouinda February 5, 2024

sweet sweet louise 

a girl who is sweeter than ANYTHING at wonka's factory! she is a rather different kind of 'louise'- like 'wonder woman' & 'the hulk' she hides the very same secret in a much different 'jekyll/hyde' way- in the form of a beautiful dove! you'll know one of you cross one because it's breed is as rare as they come*NOT to be mistaken for the non confrontational, 'sweet louise' the 'sweet sweet louise' will make u stop dead in your tracks, it's camouflage is a distinct as the 'cuttlefish.' once she knows you have spotted her, she will mesmerize you in a belly dance that you won't know the venom she has inflicted is breaking down your insides.

me: is that sweet louise?!

friend: NO! DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! that's a SWEET SWEET louise!

me: oh shit..act natural let's back away slowly

Gus: did you bring the chocolate frosting?
Koda: no, why?
gus: in case we run into a sweet sweet louise

cam: where is 'sweet sweet louise'
lynn: she is pissed off cuz she keeps getting mistaken for the 'sweet louise'

sweet sweet louise by phlouinda February 6, 2024

sweet sweet louise 

sweeter than the sweet tea at McDonald's this is my sister the dove

ME: "where's sweet sweet louise"?

YOU: " probly getting stoned with linda"!

sweet sweet louise by phlouinda March 6, 2024