Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank

Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'

by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023

Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.

“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”

by okayxairen August 28, 2023

Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

by Zioooooo October 2, 2023

Lasagna Horror

Like a spaghetti western, but horror. Coined by Em Schulz on ATWWD

“My favorite movies are lasagna horrors”

by Porkc207 October 3, 2023