Shutdown Jockey

A government worker or contractor who "rides" the government shutdown and doesn't have to report to work.

Nick: Do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.

by ImaginaryMohawk September 30, 2013

Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

dolphin jockey

A name islanders use to refer to those who are not from the island.

Oh you don't put the beef on the pineapple, you dolphin jockey! Go back to the mainland!

by Ambirory June 4, 2019

chrome jockey

One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.

"Hey, look at that clean shiny Jeep Brian", "Yup, he's a chrome jockey for sure!!"

by BlackPearlSailing January 4, 2013

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019