Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster October 20, 2008

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Dis Bitch A Yank

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let me get a yank

A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.

Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick

Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?

by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021

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Yank

A cock. A dick. A penis.

This is a NOUN, not a verb.

Marcy said: I can't wait to jump on Chad's YANK tonight!

by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012

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in a yank

In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high

Origin: Probably Midwestern United States

Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.

If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time

by the_belgian_sky October 6, 2020

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