Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.

“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”

by Deedoe August 3, 2024

Hobo Haircut

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021

regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.

Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever

by Route Specialist June 17, 2022

Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.

A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.

by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020

First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.

Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.

by Fv3 July 18, 2022

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021