skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!

by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020

Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.

I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist

by Hato September 2, 2012

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.

Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha

by Carltrain July 13, 2018

Quandavious Gooch

Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.

Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 8, 2022