boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.

friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!

by slapahochief June 17, 2012

velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.

that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !

by sanchez jr. July 5, 2003

Muffin Glove

When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch

Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 10 gs on it

by Snowpizzle May 2, 2009

Glove Hand

An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.

"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"

by Lee Brody March 8, 2009

Penis Glove

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.

that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.

by extrenuating July 17, 2010

Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

by sawadajo July 12, 2006

pole glove

A large proflatic that extends the lengh of ones arm. To protect you from cummunicable diseases on stripper poles!

Capt Buck from the V/D Gloryhole went to Kings adorned with his pole glove so he would be protected from any unwanted advances.

by HarryBallzonu February 1, 2008