When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Fur mug.A Francis is a beautiful human, the buzziest of them all and a complete and utter rascal.
A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.
An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.
Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.
On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.
A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.
An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.
Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.
On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.
A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
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by Seed Spreader November 23, 2021
Get the Francis mug.-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.
-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.
by Xamatron October 16, 2008
Get the Six handed Sir Francis Drake mug.This name gives a huge impact to someone's heart. Francis is a name for a man that stands for gentle, responsible, caring and kind. He is very kind to those people that surrounds him specialy to his love ones. A man who have a name Francis is very close to his mother. He loves his mother more than anything and that was the best personality he has that can win a girl's heart. This man has a huge universe and a colorful galaxies within him. He can write you thousands of poetry for you to feel his affection towards to you and if you are that girl, you are indeed lucky. He's gestures can melt your heart. He has a sense of humor that every girl wants. He can make you smile, laugh and feel loved. He will hold your hand in the middle of ocean and help you to gwt back on the shore. He can lift you up because he's a man with full of words of wisdom. In his every move you can feel with that you are unique and special. But his love would be toxic sometimes. His love can hold your neck to the point you'll lose your breath but the thing that's good about him is he'll immediately loosen the his grip and make you breath and decide if you'll still choose to be with him. He's a slave of his own love.
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Ohhh you mean the gentleman?
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That's a man who have a name Francis.
Ohhh you mean the gentleman?
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by Lady in the dark June 8, 2021
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by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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