A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.
Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."
by Sex Slave Number 1 April 2, 2019
Get the Forest Firemanmug. The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.
by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023
Get the Beat the forestmug. A man in his 20s-30s, usually from the Pacific Northwest, who likes to camp, hike, and canoe in his free time. He tends to wear rugged brands like Patagonia, The North Face, and Eddie Bauer.
by The_Refinery August 2, 2018
Get the Forest Bromug. Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place
by The silent watcher September 26, 2020
Get the stairs in the forestmug. Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Forest firesmug. A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.
We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!
The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.
The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.
by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022
Get the Covid Forestmug. A village in East Sussex where rich yoga mums pretend they have no money wear flannel tops with handwoven sandals spend £100 on a basket of organic noodles while their teenagers are bunking the overpriced nature driven private school to experiment with mushrooms at the park
by Frowgirl June 14, 2020
Get the Forest Rowmug.